I think it should be mandatory law that all women wear high heels.

Marriage = Suicide but glad humans invented divorce.

My family VOTED for this POSER! I didn't, and now they are ashamed to admit it. LOL I tell everyone I know they did too. It embarrasses the hell outta them!

You fuck with my feelings so many times. Now I'm gonna fuck with your life. I'm gonna take your man, sabotage your plans, and report all the illegal shit you do

I voted for the Iraq war but can't admit I want to take it back.