I wish my son and daughters sport team's lose so the season is finished quicker and I can start enjoying my nights and weekends agian.

When I am at a museum I am tempted to knock over the Greek/Roman statues, half are broken anyways and there are only so many disembodied heads you can look at!

I'm a guy, attracted to males, slept with a friend but never got f***ed, nor wish. I'm engaged to a beautiful GIRL.
DON'T WANNA BE GAY but can't help it.

I just convinced the man I want to spend the rest of my life with to stay with his girlfriend, because I know he loves her and she will make him happy. :(

I am stuck in the dark recesses of my mind and do not know my way out. I need out!